Funny

Life before Marriage is like 'Tigo'"EXPRESS YOUR SELF". life IN HONEYMOON IS LIKE 'Dialog' "KEEP IN TOUCH" 1 week after marriage is like 'Mobitel' "WE CARE ALWAYS". After one year like 'Celtel' 'ALWAYS CHANGING' After 10 years like 'Hutch' " SUBSCRIBER NOT REACHABLE"

What is the difference between PROBLEM , TALENT and LUCK? Ans: 2 boys love 1 girl = Problem 1 boy loves 2 girls = Talent 2 girls love 1 boy = Luck

How to kill a girl?

Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics.

Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tarap tarap kar mar jayegi…!!!

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.

Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.

Height of stupidity?
Looking through a keyhole of glass door.

Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.

Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

Height of time-wasting?
U reading the whole msg.

Don’t Break anyone’s heart, They have only one of it…

Break their bones… They have 206 of them

Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6 – Six digit salary
5 – Five working days
4 – Four wheeler car
3 – Three room flat
2 – Two cute childrn
1 – One sweetheart

Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazaar:

I’ve Lost My Wife. Will U Please Talk To Me For A Minute

Lady: Why?

Man: whenever I Talk 2 Ladies She Appears From Somewhere

Girl: Nice Mobile, Where did you buy?

Boy: I Won this in a RACE.

Girl: Really! How many people participated?

Boy: Mobile Owner, Police & ME

Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA

- Don’t talk in front of my back.

- Both of U 3 get out of my room.

- Open the window, let the environment come in.

- I have 2 sisters both are girls.

- All of U stand in a straight circle.

- Give me a red pen of any colour.

Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?

Both are very CONSCIOUS about FIGURES ..!

Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that,

I will be yours forever.

Boy: Thanks
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FOR THE WARNING!

Life While Doing MBBS

1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE.

2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME!

3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI.

4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER.

5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER.

HOUSE JOB: I DID IT!

JOB: I LOVE MYSELF!

WAIT A MINT!

SOMETHING IS MISSING,

OHH! MERI JAWANI.

Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…

1 Yes

2 Yes

3 Yes

4 Yes

5 Yes

6 Yes

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed…

1. Nahi

2. Mujhe waqt chahiye

3. I have always seen u as a friend

4. I already have a boy friend

5. We should concentrate on studies

6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Funny But Reality,

Our Parents Spend The First Years of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk,

And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down And Shut up”

A Rule for success:

Always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice

MY
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If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->

Story of Kisses:

When u kiss an American girl

she says, “Kiss me hard”

Indian girl, “Kiss me soft”

Pakistani girl, “jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi.

Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury

Nurse: Name?

Patient: Johny

Nurse: Age?

Patient: 39

Nurse: Married

Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident

Its hard to sleep when you know how BURDENED your mind is.

Its even harder going to sleep when you know there is
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Left over PIZZA in the fridge