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Life before Marriage is like 'Tigo'"EXPRESS YOUR SELF". life IN HONEYMOON IS LIKE 'Dialog' "KEEP IN TOUCH" 1 week after marriage is like 'Mobitel' "WE CARE ALWAYS". After one year like 'Celtel' 'ALWAYS CHANGING' After 10 years like 'Hutch' " SUBSCRIBER NOT REACHABLE"

What is the difference between PROBLEM , TALENT and LUCK? Ans: 2 boys love 1 girl = Problem 1 boy loves 2 girls = Talent 2 girls love 1 boy = Luck

How to kill a girl?

Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics.

Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tarap tarap kar mar jayegi…!!!

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.

Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.

Height of stupidity?
Looking through a keyhole of glass door.

Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.

Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

Height of time-wasting?
U reading the whole msg.

Don’t Break anyone’s heart, They have only one of it…

Break their bones… They have 206 of them

Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6 – Six digit salary
5 – Five working days
4 – Four wheeler car
3 – Three room flat
2 – Two cute childrn
1 – One sweetheart

Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazaar:

I’ve Lost My Wife. Will U Please Talk To Me For A Minute

Lady: Why?

Man: whenever I Talk 2 Ladies She Appears From Somewhere

Girl: Nice Mobile, Where did you buy?

Boy: I Won this in a RACE.

Girl: Really! How many people participated?

Boy: Mobile Owner, Police & ME

Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA

- Don’t talk in front of my back.

- Both of U 3 get out of my room.

- Open the window, let the environment come in.

- I have 2 sisters both are girls.

- All of U stand in a straight circle.

- Give me a red pen of any colour.

Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?

Both are very CONSCIOUS about FIGURES ..!

Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that,

I will be yours forever.

Boy: Thanks
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FOR THE WARNING!

Life While Doing MBBS

1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE.

2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME!

3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI.

4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER.

5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER.

HOUSE JOB: I DID IT!

JOB: I LOVE MYSELF!

WAIT A MINT!

SOMETHING IS MISSING,

OHH! MERI JAWANI.

Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…

1 Yes

2 Yes

3 Yes

4 Yes

5 Yes

6 Yes

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed…

1. Nahi

2. Mujhe waqt chahiye

3. I have always seen u as a friend

4. I already have a boy friend

5. We should concentrate on studies

6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Funny But Reality,

Our Parents Spend The First Years of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk,

And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down And Shut up”

A Rule for success:

Always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice

MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->

Story of Kisses:

When u kiss an American girl

she says, “Kiss me hard”

Indian girl, “Kiss me soft”

Pakistani girl, “jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi.

Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury

Nurse: Name?

Patient: Johny

Nurse: Age?

Patient: 39

Nurse: Married

Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident

Its hard to sleep when you know how BURDENED your mind is.

Its even harder going to sleep when you know there is
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Left over PIZZA in the fridge

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i’m scared 2 lose u!

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,

then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

If a raindrop would mean “I love you”
and you would ask me
how much I love you,
i bet you that it would rain all day

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

Time will always fly,
but our love will never die.
Keep in touch
and
remember me and my love.

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine 
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

Love has its ups and downs,
its twists and turns.
Love leaves you pain,
teaches u until you learn
and
even if love takes so long,
it always takes you to where you belong.

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.

I was on a ship thinking of you.
when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean.
then i promised myself that until someone finds it.
i wont forget you.

Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.

Hope we can be like that.

We dont always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.

To live this Life , I need heartbeat,

To have a heartbeat, I need a Heart,

To have a Heart, I need Happiness,

To have a Happiness, I need you…!!!

The smallest word is I,

The sweetest word is LOVE,

And the dearest person in the world is YOU,

That’s why I Love You.

If you fall in river there is a boat,

If you fall in well there is rope,

But if you fall in love there is no hope…

Never ask for a smile just give it.

Never expect love from others just love them.

Never say I can’t live without you,

Just say I Live For You

Life ends when you stop dreaming,

Hope ends when you stop believing

And love ends when you stop caring.

So dream hope and love… Make Life Beautiful.

Without Love — Days are like

Sadday

Moanday

Tearsday

Wasteday

Thirstday

Frightday

Shatterday

So be in Love everyday

Moon said to me, if your friend is not messaging you why dont you leave your friend?

I looked at moon and said does your sky ever leave you when you dont shine?

People die young cause God love them so much.

But you are still on earth cause there is someone who loves you move than God

If kisses were water, I will give you the sea,

If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree,

If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy,

If friendship is life, i will give you mine.

When I measured by miles you are far from me,

When I measured by thoughts you are closer to me,

When I measured by closed eyes, you are with me,

When measured by heart, you are in me.

Let love be the guide to your dreams,

Let love be the light to your heart,

Let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat.

I may be innocent to know what love is,

I may not show it to you,

I may not love you the way it should be but I am always willing to love you the way I understand it…

I LOVE YOU

You can live without the person who says YOU ARE MINE,
But you can never live without a person who says I AM YOURS

Love wasn�t put in your heart to stay, because Love isn�t Love until you give it away.

The longest journey you will ever take is the 18 inches from your head to your heart

Cute definition of Love by a 5 years old girl

“Love is when mom makes tea for dad and takes a sip before giving it to him to make sure its fine.”

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

Getting wat u love is success,
loving what u get is compromise,
loving wheather you get it or not is true love,
and loving even after being sure u won’t get is pure love

Any man can love a million girls
but only a real man can love one girl in a million ways.

C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Do you know what is difference between your smile and my smile?

You smile when you are happy,

and,

I smile, when I see YOU happy…

L O V E
Is That Beautiful Forest …

Where Brave
T I G E R S

Are Killed By The Attractive
…Eyes Of Beautiful
D E E R S

IF GIRL IS IN LOVE

Her parents ask: who is that IDIOT?

IF BOY IS IN LOVE

His parents ask: Idiot, Who is that girl?

MORAL: No matter whoever is in love, Boys are always Idiots…

uperb Love Quote By A Broken Lover:

You hurt me more than I deserve.

It is just because

I loved You more than you deserve.

Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Look up at the sky.

Girl: Don’t change the subject!
Boy:Just do it!

Girl: Alright! What am I looking at?
Boy: Count how many stars there are.

Girl: Impossible.
Boy: So is explaining how much I love you.