sinhala funny jokes messages

sinhala funny jokes messages

Oya eka kara
Hama Gahakatama Kaanthare palawenna ba.
Eath Pathok Gaha Eaka Kala.
Hama Malakatama Aadharaya Wenuwen Penisitinna ba.
Eath Rosa Mala Eaka kala.
Hama Sathekutama Jaathiyak Niyojanaya karanna be.
Eeth Sinhaya Eaka kala.
Hama mati kollekutama me SMS eka Kiyawana ba.
Eath oya Eaka Kala…


BOOOOOruwa
Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.

Jeewithe aththa 6 k
Jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.
1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.
2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.
3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.
4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.
5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.
6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi.



kurullai kirilli
“Kurulla & Kirilli”
(‘v’) (‘v’)
(( )) (/ /)
-”–”- “-”-
Kurulla : Api Kiss karamuda..?
Kirilli : Baaaaaaa..
Kurulla : Ane.. Karamuko Ane…!
Kirilli : Apo Baaaaa..
Kurulla : Oyata Maliban Chocolate Cream Biscuit Ekak Dunnoth….?
???????????
(‘v’)<’ ) Ummaaaa..
(( ))(/ /)-
-”–”–”-”-

Globalization
Dannawada goliyakaranaya kiyanne mokakda kiyala?
nikamata hithanna,
ENGLAND wala ipadunu GERMAN jathika kollek,
eyage AUSTRALIAWE ipaduna CANADIAN grl frnd ekka,
JAPAN car ekaka yaddi NEWSEALAND waladi accident wenawa.
Me dennata beheth karanne AMERICAN medicine walin RUSSIAN hospital ekakadi.
Me denna sanipa wela ayemat yanne THAILAND.
Me sms eka type karanne INDIAN look ekak tiyena SRI LANKAN kollek.
Meka kiyawanne ITIOPIAN look ekak Thiyena AFRICAN wadurek.


TiTaniC
T I T A N I C
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Me oba dakinne Titanic nawai.
Eya gili gos adata wasara 100k wei.
ehidi miya giya Adara wanthayan sihi kirima sandaha,
obage Phone 1 ada dina rathri 9.00 sita 01.00 dakwa wathure gilwa thabanna!




WADE eka
Meka kiwwata oya mn gana waradiyata hithanne na neda?
Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi apu a suwada kawadawath mata amataka wen na.
Amataka karannat ba.
Oya mn lagin yaddi mata ewasa gannama bari una.
Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila WADE ekak gattha.



Reta yana gaman nawatthanna…
Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne oyata thiyena adareta rattharan.
Oya reta reta yana gaman nawatthanna.
Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyen adareta.
Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.
Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.
Mokada dannawada
.
.
.
Dan hariyata reta HARAK HORU innawa.
Oyawa allan giyoth ehema.

My hoona
Eda a sonduru handawe,
oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.
Oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.
Oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.
Ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.
A pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.
Man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata. Lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!

Wesak kudu
Gedarin monawa kiwwath api bandimu..
Loku wiyadam nathuwa chamwa karamu..
Api lassana punchi kuduwak hadamu..
Eka api eliya karamu..
Api punchi pataw 3k 4k hadamu..
Oya kamathie neda..?
Muladi Kawuru bannath,
passe owa hari yai..
Wesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!


Oyath ekka gewapu kale…
Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth man eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…”

Oya Harima…
Oya,
Harima
Lassana,
Awanka,
Nihathamani,
Wedagath,
Keekaru,
Ahinsaka,
Yahapath,
Nirahankara,
Buddimath,
Seelachara,
Vineetha,
Kenek Ewapu Msg Ekak KIYAWALA IWARAI.

Kiyannata Bari Tharam …
Kiyannata bari taram…
Umba laga gadai ban…
Darannata bari taram…
Gada uhulannata ba dan…
Numba ai gada me taram…
Nahayak nathi ekek men…
Ma banina me banum…
Umbata ahenawa nam…
Karunakara gihin dan…


Andare & Gonnu
Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa. U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi.
Naganin tap 1n…


Oya ai mehema deyak kale?
Oya ai mehema deyak kale?
Mama kawadawath Oya mehema karai kiyala hithuwe na.
Mama oya yaluwek widiyata godak Wiswasa kala.
Eth ada idan e wiswase iwarai.
Mama ahanne ai me wage deyak kale?
Oya ai ape ELADENAGE THANAKOLA TIKA KAWE???
This Msg is for U…
Eda maha wessa. Harima seethalai.. Kammali…
Oya athara thure mata Oyage katahada ahuna.
Mama puduma wela aden nagitala, hama paththama baluwa.
Eth mama oyawa dakke na.
Ayeth Oyage katahada ahuna. Mama hodin baluwa.
Aththatama mata adahagannath bari una.
Eya oya wagemai. As dekath oyage wagemai.
E kawda dannawada??
Oya wagema “Maha thadi Hala Gembek”
kanuwaka idagena maha haiyen “Baka Baka” ganawa.



Mawa kanna
Thota ona mawa kannane.
Itin kapiya.
Mawa huragenama kaapiya.
Umba danne naha mama kauda kiyala.
Yako
Mama Thamai
“MURUNGA”



Phone 1 button weda karanawada
A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K , L , M , N , O , P , Q , R , S , T , U , V , W , X , Y , Z
0 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , * , #
Ahh karadara kalata samawenna.
Mama phn 1 button okkoma wada karanawada baluwa.
Hoda welawata okkoma wada.
Hari dan oyage wadak karagannakoo.
Tc Bs.

Kunu Lorriya
.–.i”"”"”"”"”i
/ .-.| Kunu ä
‘-@- “”"”"@@”"”-
Kunu Lorriya enawaaa…!
Kokatath Oya hangenna…
nattam yanagaman dagena yai…


Ramayanaya – Part 2
Lakshman: Rama kumaruwani, Rawana Seetha Kumariya paharagena giya.
Rama: Monawaaa… Rawanage oluwa hoda nadda? Mama me galawenna balagena hitiye. Ganin balanna call 1k.
-Beep-Beep-Beep-
Hello, Rawana speaking..?
Rawana: Yes. Who r U?
Rama: Thnks machan, Umba loku udawwak kale.
Rawana: Yako, mekiwa nadaththu karanna gihilla mage dadumonareth sinna una. Ane machan Hanuma ewala mekiwa ekka palayan.


Oya hamba una dawase…
Oya hamba una dawase mata thibune puduma sathutak patiyo.
Eka mathak wenakotath pudumai.
Jeewithe aluth balaporoththu athi kale oya.
Mama hithanne Oyai mawa jeewath karawanne.
Mama Oyata mage Panatath wada Adarei…..
“PEARS BABY”
Maw senehase susinidu pahasa.
Ah! Ehenam hodata naganna…

Aftr A/L
Wahi diya maha bima themuwata, bima themanne wahi witharada..?
Rae ahase tharu thibunata tharu thiyenne rae witharada..?
Vihagun pem gee gauwata gee kiyanne un vitharada..?
Api mechchara duk unata FAIL wenne api witarada..??
Usa aththaka malak wage SCIENCE keruwe udin inna..
Awasane sidda une vibagayata MAL adinna…
SCIENCE karala api hithuwe wadi padiyata JOB karanna…
Awasane sidda une gas nagala POL kadanna…



Girl’s LOVE
Girl’s LOVE…
1st WEEK:
Hi…
2nd WEEK:
Hw r U?
3rd WEEK:
mama 1 wachanayak kiwwoth oya tharaha wenawada?
4th WEEK:
I Love U…
5th WEEK:
Oya nathuwa 1 winadiyak wath jeewath wenna baha..
6th WEEK:
Sorry ane Oyawa 2 days balanna bari una..
7th WEEK:
I’m really sry. Mata manamalayek balalai tiyenne bye…
8th WEEK:
Kawda Oya??
9th WEEK:
Ok. U r my 1st lover. So I’ll keep ur name 4 my nxt child.
FINALY:
Uncle ta tata kiyanna puthe…



Mage Manamali
Monkey son:
amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?
Monkey mom:
sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna mamamali dan msg eka kiyawanawa.
eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!
kemethiy ne…..oya apuruwata hinawenne, kiyanna beri nisa…


Ridenawa…
Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.




Mama Ahanne!
G.M. Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?’



Mulllma Dawasa!
Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!



Oyath Udeta mehema neda!
Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Na???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Na???
Boru kiyanna epa…
Hamoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka na???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1  Adinne Kohamada??
He He he…Hoo


haraka thama message kiyawanawa
Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.
pol tika harida ?
hari sir.
karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .


If sm 1 hit ur girl frnd
if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !