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                                           Help Me





Podi udauwak karanawada? Mata dawas 2,3 kata oyalage gedara inna puluwanda? Podi prasnayak wela ekai. Wadi wisthara passe kiyannam. Oyata karadarayak nam kiyanna aulak ne. Mata oyawa wiswasawantha nisai me udawwa illanne mata mehe thiyena thathwe ekka thawath LIBIYAWE inna be. Mama GADAFI.


                                     Oya Hodaiiiiiiiii



hama malakatama adaraya wenuwen penee sitinna baha. eth rosa mala eka kala... hama gahakatama kantare jeewath wenna baha. eth patok gaha eka kala.. hama satekutama jatiyak niyojanaya karanna baha. eth sinhaya eka kala.. hama modiyakutama me sms eka kiyawanna baha. eth oya eka kala...  c%u.


                                  A/L PAPER OF 2O12..



A/L PAPER OF 2O12.. 
01.malith ta gahanakota chanchala adanne ai?
02.neela kadu gate tiyenne koheda?
03.yayata payanne mona sadada ?
04.oya nil nethu ada ma desa nobalanne ai?
05.hade inna hawata api kata karanne kohomada?
06.rathu ratakaju mona patada?
07remix karala ganne monawada?
08.kadu para ata aine sina senne kawda?
09.mage neth maime idan mata igi karanne kawda?
10.pana dagana me sms1 kiyawana buru patiya kauda?


                                           Deviyan



Mama deviyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva.  Deviyo mata eka dunna.
Mama deviyangen hoda adarayak illuwa. Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Mama deviyangen jeevath venna job ekak illuva deiyo mata ethakota karaththayak dunna.
mama 'GONEK' illuva. deiyo mata me number eka dunna


                                         Bombayak


Sadde ahunada? Bombayak pupuralane,zoo 1e.Sinhayek ethanama lu. Mälu tanki tika kudulu.Pasbarage bella kadilalu.Koti tika panala gihinlu.Walassu 2ge kakul kadilalu. Moda harak 2k panala gihin,ekekta thuwalai, u dan icu ekelu inne.Anith haraka dan sms 1 kiyawanawa.Onna dan hinath wenawa.höö hööö


                                           WADE


Me de kiyanna mata wena yaluwek na. 1k oyata kiyannam. Eya mata ahinsaka vidiyata hinawela bus 1ta naginakota mata mokakdo una. Eya lagin apu suwada kawadawth amathaka wennathi wei. A suwadata Mama pissu watuna. Eya mage lagata avith kiyapu wachana 2,3 thama ahenawa wage.
"WADE WADE, ISSO WADE".


                                        RUPIYAL 2



Mata thawath meka hithe thiyan inna ba.. mama kemathi na oyawa riddanna.. mama kawadawath kiyanna hithapu deyak neme.. Dukin unath kiyanna wenawa.. Wena kenekgen denaganna kalin mamama kiyannam.. Oya kalabala wenna epa..hodada.oya me gena danagannama one.. habai katawathma kiyanna epa.. Oya mageth ekka katha nokara innath epa.. Samaharawita oya  danatamath dannawath athi.. 'PAN RATHTHALAK THAWA RUPIYAL 2 KIN'. ganan giya.





                                              Kunu





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Kunu Loriya enawa...!
Kokatath oya hangenna...

Mama eye ra henen dakka loke enna okkama modayo tika athurudahan weka yanawa ane plz mata s.m.s ekak ewanna oyath athudahan welada danne na mata bayai

                                        


                          Manamaalaya


Manamaalaya 'M'
Yaaluwa 'Y'
Dailog
Y: Machan,iye ube first night eka neda?mokada apsetda?
M: ne ban,kisi aulak une nehe..
Y: ehenam mokada uba muna ellan inne?
M: kisima aulak une nehe ban.but man anthimata eka wereddak kala...
Y: mokakda e?
M:mata amathaka wela man ekita ude rs 2000k dunna..
Y: ne... ubeth puruddane ban.so so, eki mokada kale?ubata bennada?
M: bennanam hithawath hadaaganna thibuna.eth machan, eki mata 500k ithuru dunnane...ekai mata apset...
hih...good 9nt @ sweet drems...


                                Badu mila



Badu mila wage sathuta wadi wewa!
Anarkalige gauma wge duka kota wewa!
Fonsekata wage karadara katat nowewa!
Rupiyala wage sahallu Suba rathriyk wewa!


                            prashna 5



Ammala oyagen prashna 5k ahanakota oyata godak kenthi yai... Dannawada e prashna 5.......
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1.> ai parakku..?
2.> mokatada oyata salli..?
3.> oya ara katada hamadama call karanne..?
4.> ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka..?
5.> ai oyata bari  '"Supun..."  wage hoda lamayek wenna... Tikak Taraha Yai Neda.


                                   car







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Peep..peep.. Rilau adina car 1 me. Tawa 1 rilavek adui. Aaaa me inne..hora gediya wage 4n 1k athe tiyan hinawewi sms 1 kiyawa kiyawa.. Ha ha naginawa car 1ta, parakku wenawa, zoo 1e kattiya oya balanna pora kanawa.. hm hm
ikmanata, ikamanata...he he;-)





                                                  Gona







Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.
pol tika harida ?
hari sir.
karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .

                                                Love
Love is a
VISITING CARD
Life is a
CREDIT CARD
Wife is a
VISA CARD
Lover is a
ATM CARD
But
FRIEND SHIP is a IDENTITY CARD.....

                             Mobile Card


Do u know             a lv is like "TIGO"  "expres ur self"     weding day is like   DIALOG              "the future is today".Honeymoon is like HUICH "kiyanna risi se handaredi semade".10 months after honeymoon is like MOBITEL "we care always". 10 years after weding. "the subscribe u dialed is not in use

                            Dakinna one
Mata oyawa dakinna oona.katha karanna oona.oya diha balagena inna oona.oyage kata hadawath ahanna oona.  eth monawa karannada me murakaraya kiyanawa tickets gannalu saththu balanna zoo ekata enna.


                                         MODAYEK



Me sms 1 kiyewwoth oya hari MODAYEK. Kiyewwe nathnam PISSEK, save kaloth BURUWEK. Delete kaloth NAPUREK. Hina unoth GONEK. tharaha gaththoth DUSHTAYEK. Me gana magen ahuwoth MATTEK. Matama aye ewwoth HARAKEK. Wena katahari yawwoth MEE HARAKEK. Mokuthma kale nathnam NIKAMEK.hu hu dan mokada karanne...


                                     WELCOME



WELCOME TO
www.human. com
Type password
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NEW MEMBER:
u r welcome
PROCESSING..
DENIED! Sorry ur not a human.Try www.animal.lk



                              Harakek



Me welawe lokaye minisungen8%k weda ka.Thawath 10%k T.V balanawa.Thawath30%k kema ka.Thawath31%k nidiyanawa.Eathare thawath 1harakek panada gena me m kiyawanawa


                             English       
To check ur englsh knwldge. try 2 fill dis blanks with "yes or No".
1.....i hv a 4legs
2.....i hv a nice tail
3.....i like 2 stay at da jungle
4.....i'm a mönkc



                              I LOVE



I wanted to tell u this from a long long time dear..
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOGURT and Strawberry ice-cream.Hi Hi. GN


                            Oyata matakada



Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa? Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa. Mata lajjat hithuna. Oya hodata baluwa ma diha. Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage. Mata godak duka hithuna. Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda. Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA …. Kiuwa. Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

                             To Night
Oyata mathakada issara hemadama rawenakota oya hemotama horen mage adata ana heti. Evith mage mulu agama  hemin imbala heeniyata riddapu heti. Eth den oya mage langa ne. A kale  kawadawath amathaka wenne ne mage punchi patiyo. Den oyata mage langata enna bene. Amma mata   " MADURU DALAK"  genath dunna.hu.. ! hu..!


                          Oya chuti siumali


Oya chuti siumali sigithi ath walin mawa thurul karagaththu hati mata eda wagema adath matakai eth kawadawath nosithu lesa mawa amathaka karai kiyala heenekin wath hithuwena.oya hariyata wenas wela.ane mawa eda wagema oyage sigithi agili thurulata gannawa neda...(mama oyage parana ATLAS CHOOTY PENA)


                              Plz Dial 119



Plz Dial 119 & sing... "pissa mu pissa mu,pissu poosa mu" & win a free trip to Welikada jail For 3 Months. first 10   winners wil b given a white shirt.HURRY


                                               Sudu
Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam Girl:-Ane ….mata ridei patiyo….. Boy-poddak ridunata mokada Girl-Ah ….ridhenawa raththaran Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine ….. Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako ….. Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.


                                Udeta Thani Kakulen


Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada? Na??? Sure??? Mohothakawath? Na??? Boru kiyanna epa… Hamoma Innawa! Mathak Karala Balanna! Mathaka na??? Borune Kiyanne Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada?? He He he…Hoo

                                Nariyek
1998 ada wage dawasaka nariyek kema warjanaya karalu.
2001 ada wage dawasaka nariyek gammanayata enna purudu unalu.
2004 ada wage dawasaka nariyata kellak set una
.2007 ada wage adwasaka nariyek kaputekge keju kellak horen kawa.
2010 ada wage dawasaka nariyek wadakata nathi sms 1k hari amaruwen kiyawanawa

                            Walaha


Thamuse hithanawada thamusege boru walata mama hemadamath ahuwei kiyala.Oya maha buuru walahek.thamuse karapu ewa okkoma mama dannawa.adin passe ape kisima sambandayak ne.kisima wiswasekuth ne. Mage hithe dan  adarayakuth ne.                               ONNA OHOMALU WALAS NENDA WALAS MAMATA KIWWE. PAWNE

                                       Oya gana hithanawa


oyata dan satutu ati neda? man kawadawat hituwe ne oya wena kenekge kima ahala mata mehema karai kiyala. akai oyata denna puluwan hama deyakma dunne. man kohomada loketama oya hodai kiwa katin narakai kiyanne? oyata hoda nam kamak ne. oyata kawadahari mawa ona unot man lagata anna. man tamat oya gana hitanawa SARATH FONSEKA. meeta sada nowenas MAHINDA RAJEPAKSHA.


                                         Eka rosa patai



Eka rosa patai.a wagema lassanai.eke diwa gawenakota puduma saneepayak danenne.amuthuma rasak.a nisama godak wela man eka diwen lewakawa.a rasata man thamath asai.eda man puduma sathutak winde hamotama horen...attamai,oyath kala balanna,
"CARGILS MAGIC STRAW BERRY ICE CREAM"
"JOLIMA THAMA"
good night....!


                         Me welawe lokaye



Me welawe lokaye minisungen8%k weda ka.Thawath 10%k T.V balanawa.Thawath30%k ohe innawa.Thawath 50%k nidiyanawa.thawath 2% kema kanawa.E athare thawath 1harakek pana dagena me msg aka  kiyawanawa hu..hu

                                             KU kU



Ka ku ki ga gi ku ke kaa ki ke gu ge ke ka ki........ Ku ga ko ku kee ki
Congragulation!!
u succesfuly learnt monkeys language,Plz go & liv in zoo...


G.M. Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?


                                        GIRL


GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy
GIRL: dont b too happy
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card!
BS.TC.GN

                                     Ane sudu


Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne oyata thiyena adareta Raththaran,reta reta yana gaman nawaththanna mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyana adaretai,Oyata mokak hari unoth mata idala wedak ne,peharagena gihin meruwoth ehema wasthuwe..!Mokada me dawaswala hariyata reta HARAK HORU innawane...